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No one has posted any jokes lately
So here is 2 nerd jokes

If a pizza has a radius of z and a height of a then the volume is pi.z.z.a (V=πr2h)

The most common computer error is ID10T (Id ten T)

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"It is not a mistake it is a learning experience"
Monte

Well, alrighty then.

Actually, there are only 10 types of people who understand binary.

Cheers,
Tom

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"There is no path to peace, peace is the path."
Mohandas K. Ghandi

I thought it was only two people understood binary, Tom?

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Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

Cheers - Dennis

Hey Dennis,
Exactly! Welcome to the dichotomy.
Cheers,
Tom

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"There is no path to peace, peace is the path."
Mohandas K. Ghandi

Speaking of pizza, we all know that many people like pineapple pieces on their pie. I heard that you can now get tiny pizza's on slices of pineapple.

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I bring to life, I bring to death:
The spirit does but mean the breath:
I know no more. (Tennyson, In Memoriam)

√-1 2^3 π for desert.

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Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

Cheers - Dennis

Be rational.

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"There is no path to peace, peace is the path."
Mohandas K. Ghandi

A termite walked into a pub and asked, "Is the bartender here?"

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Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

Cheers - Dennis

A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB!

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

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Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

Cheers - Dennis

A 3 legged dog walks into a frontier tavern..............."I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw!"

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool."
-- Pavlov's Dog

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Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

Cheers - Dennis

"A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, 'Can you take me to where I can get scrod?' The driver replies, 'I've heard that question a thousand time, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive.'"

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Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

Cheers - Dennis

Nerd insult:
Your girl friend is so ugly fluorine won't even bond with her.

Nerd pickup line that works:
Does this smell like chloroform?

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"It is not a mistake it is a learning experience"
Monte

Where does bad light end up?

In prism.

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Mango
The land some where in the middle
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