WWA Info Exchange

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a
garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.

(This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails. A similar one is
"Never completely trust anyone who doesn't like animals.")

9. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well; stay fit; die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not
achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be
"meetings."

27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.

35. The one thing that unites all human beings regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status, or ethnic background is that deep down inside we
ALL believe we are above average drivers.

36. Your friends love you anyway.


"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love just makes the ride
worthwhile."

- Franklin P. Adams

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Sean

Countin' flowers on the wall,
that don't bother me at all,
smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo,
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do.

Second recipient of the D'oh Award. 4-13-08

15 and 27 amuse (and scare) me a bit more than the others, but they all made me laugh out loud

Great post
Lawrence

Thanks, I needed that!

eric

Lot of truth in that list!

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

But, why are there not 42???

Thats a post worth posting..........on the wall..........in my office !

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

Yeah.....

Thanks, Sean!!!

Verna

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Verna
Indianapolis, IN

36 is all the farther this Engineer can count up to without a calculator!

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Sean

Countin' flowers on the wall,
that don't bother me at all,
smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo,
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do.

Second recipient of the D'oh Award. 4-13-08

Now, Sean, you didn't have to admit to that!!!

Verna

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Verna
Indianapolis, IN

#26.... Yes, #26... that's the one that's going up on the meeting room wall at my office...

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"To the last I grapple with thee, from heqq's heart I stab at thee, for hates sake I spit my last breath at thee."

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-- Leonardo da Vinci