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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother, to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog…because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland"

Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?

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Oh, My!

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Grandson not Granddaughter, because I have 5 Grandsons.

Need I say more?

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ROFLMAO

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:D :D :D :wink: :D :D :D thanks i needed that!
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Wrong on many levels ....................and they are all funny! :D :D

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Out of the mouths of babes.
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Sick, sick, sick..... but I like it :-D
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