WWA Info Exchange

For Woodworkers By Woodworkers
It is currently Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:14 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 3 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Blonde year in review
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:02 pm 
Offline
Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 1:01 am
Posts: 11360
Location: Hamilton, MS
A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited......finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid......wrong instructions....8 cups of
Water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition......learned later,
The other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C"......isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh"......there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

_________________
I bring to life, I bring to death:
The spirit does but mean the breath:
I know no more. (Tennyson, In Memoriam)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:42 pm 
Offline
Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:01 am
Posts: 9296
Location: Aurora CO
I think some one is fishing for trouble. :wink:

_________________
Frank
WWACOAUX#1
"I love the smell of Sawdust in the morning, it smells like, victory." Image
WWA'ers I've met: Popeye, Ed Avery, Stephen Wolf, Rockfish, Rodedon


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:38 pm 
Offline
Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:35 pm
Posts: 3620
Location: Hutchinson Ks
I'm going to pay more attention next time I go to a swim meet.

Rog

_________________
Dont badmouth no strangers, they just friends you aint met yet.

An ounce of responsibility is worth a pound of State and Federal laws.

I spent most of my money on woodworking
tools and beer, the rest I just wasted.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 3 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 31 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group