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Knowing how you like your cookery, I thought I'd post this little recipe.....


INGREDIENTS



* 2 cups flour

* 1 pack butter

* 1 cup water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup sugar

* 1 tsp salt

* 1 cup brown sugar

* lemon juice

* 4 large eggs

* nuts

* 2 bottles wine

* 2 cups dried fruit



Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.



Pick up the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finnally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to Tesco and buy cake.



Bingle Jells!



Happy Christmas one and all


Way

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Sounds like it's as difficult to make as rum, whiskey and brandy balls. Used to take a large tupperware container full of them to work the day before we broke for Xmas. I was the most popular guy in the office on that day.

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My kind of cake

Holy cats - I haven't laughed that hard in a lonnnnnng time!

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Ha Ha! Dude, you just made a Michigan Yooper cry without inflicting any pain whatsoevers! This is a great recipe. Can I try it? I only need to find a cat!

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Chris Eastman
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make it something that you'll enjoy doing.