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turnpike
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:32 am 
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WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)..

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:

- silence - -

HUSBAND:


sh*t ....

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Jess
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LOL - A great one!

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Oh boy.... :shock: :oops: :D

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Tiger, is that you? :D

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tim eastman
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So THAT's how it went. Run Tiger RUN!

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Many years ago, my mother told me that joke. That will tell you a lot about my mother :-D
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They always have a way of making you dig the hole a little deeper. :lol:

Does your boss know that you sleep on the job??????WELL, yes or no? :lol: :lol:

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Bob Malone
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Well, let me get in trouble here..

"Would you let her drive my car?"

Well maybe, when she gets her driver license.


I'll hide for now.

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Bob Malone wrote:
Well, let me get in trouble here..

"Would you let her drive my car?"

Well maybe, when she gets her driver license.


I'll hide for now.



You have patience
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and need a new pair of glasses :D

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