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Random Thoughts for the Day:


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.


3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.


4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.


5. How the heqq are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


6. Was learning cursive really necessary?


7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.


10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
for the rest of the day.


12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to.


14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
-- ever.


15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
carn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone
and run away?


16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.


17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.


18. My 4-year old Grandson asked me in the car the other day, "Grandma, what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heqq do I respond to that?


19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.


20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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Amateur Bill
O'Fallon, MO
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If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

I'm in shape, round is a shape.

Thanks, I needed a little diversion!

Besides, beer is cheaper than kay diamonds!

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

How is it that when ever you drop a screw on the shop floor, you know it rolled under something near-by but, you're not sure which thing it rolled under?
Then as you are about to look under the third thing, you step on it in the middle of the floor!!

Rog

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Dont badmouth no strangers, they just friends you aint met yet.

An ounce of responsibility is worth a pound of State and Federal laws.

I spent most of my money on woodworking
tools and beer, the rest I just wasted.