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 Post subject: The Haircut
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:40 pm 
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A young boy had just received his driver's permit and asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he would make a
deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the
car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that
you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't
get your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been
thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that
Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long
hair. And there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice that they all walked
everywhere they went?"

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Yyyyyyeessssssss!! The parents are vindicated!!
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I LOVE it!!!!! :D :D

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I heard that from Jerry Clower. Here a story about how to handle a wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtSaRAEYCTg

Check him out if you don't know about him, he had some great material.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI


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Jerry Clower sure can tell a story!!!!

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