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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:51 pm 
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1. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

4. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

5. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

6. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

7. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

10. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

11. Was learning cursive really necessary?

12. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

13. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

14. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

16. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

17. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

18. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

19. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

20. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

21. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

22. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

23. Bad decisions make good stories

24. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Bad Neighborhood" routing option.

25. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

26. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

27. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

28. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

29. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

30. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Doggonit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

31. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

32. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

33. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

34. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

35. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

36. It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

37. I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.


Verna

P.S. #6 is my favorite!!!!!

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If anyone has the answer to #7 PLEASE let me know!!!! :-?

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I can relate to many of those.

# 11 still give me fits when writing checks.

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Funny! and true.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:25 pm 
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Verna wrote:

P.S. #6 is my favorite!!!!!


I vote for #6 as well. This was a great post. #11 and #14 are high on my list as well. Thanks for the laugh.


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#19. Definitely #19.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:16 pm 
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Verna wrote:

21. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.


Ahem - I ahh - <cough> I married one of those. For real.

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"15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"

Defently applies to me.
The Boss Lady chides me about that.

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I live #8....

But, I love #19

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Larry Norton wrote:
#19. Definitely #19.


Same with the car GPS!

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