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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:54 am 
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further, the wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the
wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the
price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband
down.'

Bill

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:D :D

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There is NO way I'm letting my wife read THIS one!

(well,.. maybe I will ,,. ) :D

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Forwarded to son and Son in Law. I'll wipe the screen now.


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I have seen that happen :D :razz: :wink:

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