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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:46 pm 
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TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up


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All the big hits from "Nat Nazel and the Nine Nasty Nose Pickers". 8)

I have all their albums. :-D

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Love that one in Karaoke, Gene...

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What about, "I'd like to kiss her BUT, she won't let me,"

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How about.

If I told you "you have a beautiful body" would you hold it against me.

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"23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? "

By far my favorite!!!!

Thanks, Jim

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Hmm, kinda partial to this one :shock: :D

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

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This wasn't on the list,..
"Keep honkin' - I'm reloading."

Actually that was a bumper sticker I saw!

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And don't forget, She got the gold mine, I got the shaft. How about Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life.


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Funny list Jim!!

I had trouble picking my favorite. There are some really good ones there.

Here is a video clip for your beer theme.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/25708/the-simpsons-beer-googles


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"You could tell she was a farmers daughter because all the horse men knew her."

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