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Okay Larry,

There once was a woodworker called "Fester"
who's calling was to badger and pester.

While his craftwork was keen,
it was all painted green.

And his poetry, none could sequester.


Tom

ps. I know, limericks are not haiku, but I didn't want to start another thread.

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Well, I have a new found respect for TMS, Tampa Tom, Eric and Ice Pirate!!! You guys have certainly been entertaining me with your prose!!!!

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Verna is happy.
Haiku keeps her giggling.
That rocks the Kazbah!

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tms wrote:
Okay Larry,

There once was a woodworker called "Fester"
who's calling was to badger and pester.

While his craftwork was keen,
it was all painted green.

And his poetry, none could sequester.


Tom

ps. I know, limericks are not haiku, but I didn't want to start another thread.






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This has got to be
The longest running thread here
Kick butt isn’t it :shock:

Non-woodworking that is.

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Jeff, we're poets and
didn't know it. Now, do we
need a poem board? :D

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I'm devastated
I'm not appreciated
Verna ignored me!!!

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Meniscus is torn
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8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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In English tis said
Prose that which not Poetry
Different U.S.?

(Sorry Verna ... couldn't resist) :lol:

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Verna wrote:
Meniscus is torn
Driving me nuts, more so than
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Verna


OK, Verna! I give up! What's a Meniscus??

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What CAN'T be expressed
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properties abound!

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Knee cartilage torn
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Tampa Tom wrote:
Jeff, we're poets and
didn't know it. Now, do we
need a poem board? :D


No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

:D :D :D

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Jeff Fox wrote:
Tampa Tom wrote:
Jeff, we're poets and
didn't know it. Now, do we
need a poem board? :D


No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

:D :D :D


Jeff restricts our space
To poet- seems we'll have to
Stay right here - Oh well.....

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Glad that you got there
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