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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:15 pm 
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No one has posted any jokes lately
So here is 2 nerd jokes

If a pizza has a radius of z and a height of a then the volume is pi.z.z.a (V=πr2h) :confused:

The most common computer error is ID10T (Id ten T)

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 Post subject: Re: nerd jokes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:00 pm 
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Well, alrighty then.

Actually, there are only 10 types of people who understand binary.

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 Post subject: Re: nerd jokes
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I thought it was only two people understood binary, Tom?

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 Post subject: Re: nerd jokes
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Hey Dennis,
Exactly! Welcome to the dichotomy.
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Speaking of pizza, we all know that many people like pineapple pieces on their pie. I heard that you can now get tiny pizza's on slices of pineapple. :)

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√-1 2^3 π for desert.

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Be rational.

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Nerd insult:
Your girl friend is so ugly fluorine won't even bond with her.

Nerd pickup line that works:
Does this smell like chloroform?

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